Final note: If “Kitty Lea” is your cat — please don’t roast your cat. Just give it tuna. The cat won’t understand the burns, but it will judge you anyway.

Remember: A good roast is a love letter written with gasoline. Deliver it with a smile, and Kitty Lea will never forget December 25 — or her glorious public shredding.

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Final note: If “Kitty Lea” is your cat — please don’t roast your cat. Just give it tuna. The cat won’t understand the burns, but it will judge you anyway.

Remember: A good roast is a love letter written with gasoline. Deliver it with a smile, and Kitty Lea will never forget December 25 — or her glorious public shredding.