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Do not comment on the suitcase. If you do, you will be forced to carry it to the campsite. The Car Ride: The Calm Before the Storm The drive to the campsite is a masterclass in passive aggression. Your mom plays her "road trip mix" (think: 70s yacht rock). Your annoying friend—let’s call them "Alex"—immediately asks if they can connect their Bluetooth.

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Your mom tries to make gluten-free pancakes using a frisbee as a plate. Alex pokes at the food and asks, "Is there dairy? I’m also dairy-sensitive on Tuesdays." Do not comment on the suitcase

"Honey, I think we need to unplug. Let’s go camping! Just the two of us." You: "Great. Just us. Women. Trees. Peace." Mom, picking up her phone: "Oh, I also invited Jessica (or insert annoying friend’s name here). Her mom said she needs to touch grass." Your mom plays her "road trip mix" (think: 70s yacht rock)