Imagine a subscription where every night, Netflix generates a unique 20-minute episode of "The Adventures of Max the Golden Retriever," using your actual dog's face deepfaked onto a cartoon hero, with your voice as the narrator.

Use DogTV (Relaxation zone) or the podcast "Talking Bones" (a show specifically designed with 90% silence, 10% gentle eating sounds and soft squeaks). Do not play human news radio. The stress in human voices transfers to the dog.

Furthermore, dogs are dichromatic (blue and yellow spectrum). Popular media designed for humans—with its explosions and moody lighting—looks like a grey-brown blur to a dog.