(Pulls out phone to record) Say that again.
(Finally stopping her struggle, she glares at the teens. Deadpan.) I am not a disaster. I am resourceful. I am a mother providing shade. I am... a beach party mummy . beach party mummy transcript
You look like a mummy, dude. A beach party mummy. (Pulls out phone to record) Say that again
I look like a beach party mummy. And if you post that, I’m taking your Wi-Fi for a month. beach party mummy transcript
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